My name’s Archie Fingal O'Flaherty. I’m 10 months old and I come from County Mayo. I think that’s where they make salad cream. Now I live in Faversham where Mr Barkaway’s famus pies come from - so I think that’s a lot better. I really hope they’re going to let me stay here. I have a lovely bright red collar which I inherited from my Auntie Bunty - it’s called a hair loom - my own basket and a toy box.
Yesterday, John bort me a rubber chicken which I ate - it was lovely. And a hejhog that looked like a ball. And I ate that too. I have fifteen toys now - some are three bits of one toy like the puple boot Mo’s big sister Ann bort me. She let me chewse it myself from Paul’s pet shop. She’s great - except she eats a lot of green things and doesn’t like me backpacking behind her on the dining chair while she’s eating. As if I’d want her watercress!
My very best thing is a green ball that makes a loud bounsing sound when I throw it down the stairs. I do it a lot. Sometimes about thirty times. It's very funny - we all love it until John takes it off me and says "that's too mush exitment for tonight" in that grown-up voice he uses.
I've been on facebook and everyone said "ahhhhh" like they were sorry for me or something. John says it's just what girls say - and they also say a lot of exclumashun marks too!!!! (Like that)(But I'm not a girl - only pretending!!) (oops)
Mo brushed me today and she laffed a lot at me. She made my hair stand on end and gave me a mad frinje. I might keep the mad frinje.
I must go becos it's my teatime and I'm having James Wellbeloved dried stuff which is delicious. But I like bananananas best and then carrots and then patee. Or maybe patee best.
I've got an eeemail address but no one to rite to. Will you sned me a note to archie@abbeychic.co.uk so I can see if it works?
Tons of love
Archie Fingal O'Flaherty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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