Archie - Abbey Chic office dogsbody

I'm in truble on my first day as a Nabbey Chic junior dogsbody. Remember that Jingles bloke - the old bear the Abbey Chic girls seem to think is some kind of hear-o? Well, I just thort he could do with a bit of creative remodelling - a bit of a facelift. But I think I went a bit tooo far and..well ...I sort of lifted his whole head - right off his shoulders. anyone know a good speshulist - not too expensive? I have to pay for this out of my celery. I don't mind really becoz I don't really like celery - it's all stringy. I like lots of other food in case you were wondering. And those little gravy bone things. They taste better than Jingles. I didn't do anything else norty today - it was too hot. Tomorrow I'm having my pitcher taken in a Nabby Chic banana like the one that stupid HMV dog wore at the Genuine Originals pop-up shop at the Alexander Centre on Saturday. Jane says it's not a banana, it's a neck-ur-cheef but I'd rather look like a cowboy than Noel Coward. I don't like that stupid HMV dog - Mo said his name's Nipper but he doesn't look very nippy to me. He just sits there peering down some old metal funnel like he's lost his favourite chew stick down there. I wonder if that's where my new ball is? Bet he stuck it down there and is waiting for me to go to bed so he can get it out and throw it up and down stairs like I do. Well, he won't fool me - I'm staying up all night and then I'll .....zzzzzzzz